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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 08:17
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Sed quia omnis delectus ad aliquam.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Fugiat rerum itaque dolorem rem.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Do conservative white women like black men?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Scarlet & Violet—Destined Rivals Triple Play: Trainer’s Pokémon - Pokemon.com
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
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Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
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Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts